I'm so fucking happy I received this GIANT surprise in my email inbox!!!! It came at a good time...... A much needed time, I think. DESTINY, is what it is!!!!

It was composed on Wednesday, May 19, 2010, to be sent on Thursday, May 19, 2011:

Dear Future Dan Tam,

How the fucking HELL are you doing?!?!

I hope you're on track of transferring!
You're still transferring to USC right? Better not be going to any retarded vocational schools.... They don't do much. All they are, are just for-profit highly expensive school that don't do much. Or do they...? Well whatever. Just don't choose that path.

What goals do you have at this moment anyway?

Well, go out and take a piece of paper and write your top 5 goals you wish to accomplish this year. Okay? Okay.

I hope you're not going to be lazy and partying all the damn time!
Parties aren't even that fun anyway.

I also hope you're not into any DRUGS. Especially HARD drugs.
They are completely unnecessary. Especially DRINKING.
Don't DRINK. And don't think getting all fucked up and drunk at parties is the cool thing to do. Because it's NOT.

Well, I hope you haven't closed yourself off to your friends or anything. It's one thing to concentrate on your studies... But don't push any of your good friends away from you. 

How's Ngoc and Cherry doing? I hope you're still SUPER good friends with them. They are really good people. Especially Ngoc. I hope they are all doing fine! Not doing anything detrimental to their health... I seriously hope Cherry isn't pregnant either. THE PROPHECY. She better not be!!! That would ruin her and her career!! Unless she's with some rich ass baby daddy. He could hire someone to help her take care of her kid. Other than that, NO. Bad idea.

Who are you best or good friends this year? You made a lot of good friends? You're not hanging around the bad crowd right?

Well anyway, are you still dating Alex? It would be yallz 3 year + 1 month today! I hope the relationship is doing swell. VERY SWELL! He taking care of you right? He's not into partying and not hanging around bad people right? Don't be a pushover! But at the same time, don't be mean or pushy towards him! That'd be hypocritical! Remember... Communication is the key to a GOOD relationship. Without that, the relationship will CRUMBLE. 

Anyway, if you aren't still with Alex... Who the hell are you with now?!?! I hope he is a good person. Better not be some manipulative freak that's only using you. I swear to God. I will come into your dreams and smack the PSYCHO BITCH out of you. 

How's mom and dad? I hope they are doing well! Be a good daughter and wash dishes and clean the house whenever you see it out of order. Don't be lazy. And be NICE to mommy. Don't yell at her. That's bad. And get to know more about dad! Talk to him more!

How's Gia Hoa doing? Does she have a boyfriend now? LOL wtf. I can't even imagine that. But yeah. I hope she chose a really good college! The college acceptance would've passed and you guys would get the notice by now. So hopefully it's not OCC!

Well, I hope you're doing good. Don't be depressed about life.
There is much to explore out there! Go on a trip to another country this year over the summer or something! DO IT! DO IT MOTHERFUCKER!!! Go on a trip with your good friends!! Mama BETTER let you go! You're freaking 19 by now!

Oh and remember to write yourself another letter and send it again to yourself next year! BE SURE TO DO IT!

This is pretty awesome. You're probably going to be shocked at the sight of this email. HA! Aren't these little surprises one of the most pleasant things to find/receive in life? I love it.

Love,
Your FREAK past you,

Dan Tam Pham