ADAMMMMMMMM. I WANT YOU THE FUCK OUT ALREADY.

GRAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, I found out what true love really is.
When a straight guy still loves you even after he finds out you have a dick.

I'M SO FUCKING TOUCHED THAT YOU'D STILL LOVE ME EVEN IF I HAD A DICK (I DON'T HAVE A DICK, F.Y.I.). THAT IS TR000000 LUV RIGHT THERE!!!!!!! NO FUCKING JOKE!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!